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Who the fuck wanna die for their culture?

For real, I keeps it ill like a piece of blue steel
Pointed at your temple with the intent to kill
And end your existance
Ain't no use for resistance

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Making Poops, For Reals.

What's more EXTREME than having sex?

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Ten Points of Absolute Wisdom, For You To Cherish and Live By

Because it's Wednesday. You know it's true. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

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-	Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria!	8%
-	Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy.	4%
-	People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun.	8%
-	Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something.	22%
-	When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with.	16%
-	In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl.	14%
-	Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off!	0%
-	When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this.	6%
-	I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times.	22%

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