Hulver's site || driving

I has anger. Let me show you it.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Thu Aug 30, 2007 at 12:39:19 AM EST) taxes, driving, morons, california, final solution, wasting time with courtship, quackopractors, pain, awesomeness, music (all tags)

From SMS today:

"OJ killed a white woman. He walked. Kobe raped a white girl. He walked. Vick killed some dogs. He's going to jail. Lesson for the day: stick to hoes, and not to bitches."

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i am the passenger

By 256 (Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 11:53:41 AM EST) driving, legally, without committing too many traffic act violations, no really, i've learned my lesson (all tags)

well, not anymore, bitches.

at least, not by legal mandate.

also: other stuff.

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Narrowly averting death

By zarathus (Wed Jun 28, 2006 at 11:27:01 AM EST) death, driving, commuting, car accident (all tags)

I almost was in a massive auto accident this morning on the way to work.

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On the 'net, everyone will have 1 second of fame

By riceowlguy (Thu Jun 08, 2006 at 01:27:24 PM EST) MC Frontalot, strange conversations, driving, cars, weirdness (all tags)

and I just had mine.

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-	Leg of hammisink with a side of mallow'd tarts and sweet victory.	9%
-	Humble Pie filled with the cream of a thousand young men, eager to please.	11%
-	I found this saying on the bottom of my glass but when I went to finish it, the words swirled into my stomach and now I'm feeling sick. I think I'm going to vomit verbs.	23%
-	Mr. Pchunk was neither old nor young, but the one thing he did have going for him was his random apple sample, which he sold on the corner for money dollars.	7%
-	Confusion is the worst state to be in outside of Texas.	26%
-	If I found a lost lamb I would pet it, direct it, then slaughter it and dance in the entrails. Well.. either that or I dress it up like Rainbow Brite and take it to ALL the conventions.	21%

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