mohammedniyalsayeed's Diaries
Print Story Vietnam, what is your deal?
Politics
By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Sat Feb 16, 2008 at 08:42:06 PM EST) (all tags)

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Print Story A sequence of facts for your edification
Fishies
By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Sun Jan 20, 2008 at 09:25:48 AM EST) (all tags)

They may or may not be in any cohesive order.


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Print Story I Pimp Myself, I Want You To Pimp Me
Music
By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Sat Jan 12, 2008 at 04:53:39 PM EST) (all tags)

The musical productivity of my last two glorious years above ground are now available for digital purchase and download. Herein find details.

Update [2008-1-12 22:22:24 by MohammedNiyalSayeed]: Fascinating Marketing Shit now contained inside.


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Print Story Naturally, I can't tell you much about where I've been
Security
By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Sun Nov 25, 2007 at 03:56:54 PM EST) (all tags)

But I can show you some pictures. And pictures are worth 30 or 40 words, each, as the old saying goes, so here comes the motherfuckin' slide show, bitches. Make some popcorn. Kick those feet up. Open up that robe. Relax. Enjoy.


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Print Story Dear Match.com Advertising Persons of Interest;
Art
By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 07:30:11 PM EST) (all tags)

It has come to my repeated attention, owed largely to your repeated purchase of advertising time on television shows across all sorts of channels, that you are actually trying to present as incentive the notion that if your product fails to deliver in six months, you will provide the non-recipient with an additional six months for free.


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Print Story Great Life Mystery Revealed, and a Normal Diary
Breakups
By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Mon Oct 29, 2007 at 05:38:37 PM EST) (all tags)

Let us ponder, for a moment, one of the great unasked questions of our time: "What the fuck happened to Genesis P--Orridge (hereby referred to by the name his mama gave him, Neil Megson), anyway?" It's a question that, quite frankly, deserves an answer, and an answer we shall try to arrive at in this very diary.


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Print Story THE CHORUS DOESN'T MATTER

These dudes need some venture capital.


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Print Story I has anger. Let me show you it.

From SMS today:

"OJ killed a white woman. He walked. Kobe raped a white girl. He walked. Vick killed some dogs. He's going to jail. Lesson for the day: stick to hoes, and not to bitches."

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Print Story It Is Finished.

I feel like I've just given birth, though that's likely related to the sheer volume of yesterday's pasta I just pooped out. However, the art project I finally finished pooping out at 1:50 last night is giving me a stronger sense of accomplishment.


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Print Story Sometimes I think that I'll find a love

One that's gonna change my heart
I'll find it in Commercial Appeal
And then this heartache'll get chased away


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